We have the OSU wrestling team on retainer. If for some reason you make a duplicate submission, spam us, or for any other reason induce our ire, we will send one of said wrestlers to perform a guillotine move, which for those who are wrestlers know, is unpleasant.

She provides the beef

Tara Werner’s role in the conference is of the utmost, unprecedented, unparalleled importance as she provides the delectable assortment of Oklahoman delicacies (i.e. various types of meat that may or may not include freshly killed Armadillo).