The Big12++-^* MIS Symposium provides a thrilling atmosphere for the dissemination of riveting research delivered by malnourished and sleep deprived doctoral students. Many have said this is an egghead-style conference for a bunch of geeks with the only possible outside attendees making Sheldon seem like a well-adjusted socialite. We just snort, adjust our pocket protectors, and keep reminding ourselves that while this is 100% true, at least we aren’t accountants.